Butterbeer recipe, with ingredients sorted in descending order of what makes a palatable beverage:

  • 1 can of cream soda
  • 1 scoop of vanilla ice cream
  • Top with whipped cream (going any further results in a drink my kids won’t touch)
  • 1 tbsp butterscotch syrup (it’s barely drinkable at this point)
  • ½ tsp rum extract
  • 1 tsp butter extract (you’ve gone too far) ☠️🍺